So here I am thinking about wax play and had an epiphany.

Paraffin waxes melt between 125F and 145F and are a lot of fun to play with, but you do have to clean up afterwards...

And as was pointed out elsewhere, chocolate melts in your mouth. Just below body temperature.

So... has anybody experimented with melting chocolate on their stove top? Sub takes a roll outside in a snowbank... and doing a nice chocolate body pour.