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  1. 01-29-2009 #1
    Twisted Rose
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    shockingly apt text joke!

    Sorry if this is in the wrong place, wasn't too sure where it should go!

    Just recieved a text joke from a vanilla friend that made me laugh for reasons he really wouldn't realise!

    "I just made you open your phone for no reason, god I love being in control! Who's my bitch? You're my bitch! Now go about your business until I need you again..."

    Hmmm, maybe he's not so vanilla as I thought!
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  2. 01-29-2009 #2
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    lol very nice
    Have whip will travel. Your pain is my pleasure.
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  3. 01-29-2009 #3
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    i sent it to my master....funnily enough he wasnt impressed lol

    me bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  4. 01-29-2009 #4
    Twisted Rose
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    Quote Originally Posted by jezabel View Post
    i sent it to my master....funnily enough he wasnt impressed lol

    me bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I take absolutely no responsibility for whatever trouble you get into for that! I'd have loved to have seen his face when he saw what you'd sent him though!
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  5. 01-29-2009 #5
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    Lol *starts sending to random people in contacts list - including Master*
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  6. 01-29-2009 #6
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    LOL...is that joke doing the rounds again??
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  7. 01-29-2009 #7
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    he reckons hes gonna have words with u twisted lol

    free all next week if u wanna arrange meeting for a coffee hun xxx
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  8. 01-29-2009 #8
    Twisted Rose
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    Quote Originally Posted by jezabel View Post
    he reckons hes gonna have words with u twisted lol

    free all next week if u wanna arrange meeting for a coffee hun xxx
    Ah great so now I'm in trouble for something you've done?!

    Will PM you about that coffee x
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  9. 01-31-2009 #9
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    OMG rof

    <<is sending to my owner's phone (he will be here sometime tommarrow to punish me if I am lucky lol)
    When love beckons to you, follow him,Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound thee
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  10. 01-31-2009 #10
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    i was just told sending that was a jerky thing to do. but it was so jerky it was awesome. sometimes my sass is appreciated.
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  11. 01-31-2009 #11
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    Omg...starts typing message to Master....im a dead girl....but at least I will die laughing LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by his_pet {MM} View Post
    Omg...starts typing message to Master....im a dead girl....but at least I will die laughing LOL
    Lol, doesn't it always work out this way...seems like everyone who views this is sending them to their Masters. Sounds like everyone wants the punishments they have to offer. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by his_pet {MM} View Post
    Omg...starts typing message to Master....im a dead girl....but at least I will die laughing LOL

    lol i loved this, wish i had an owner to send it to tho But its radical neways lol
    And I love to hear you say it, Louis. I need to hear you say it. I don't think anyone will ever say it quite like you do. Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good! - The Vampire Lestat
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  14. 02-01-2009 #14
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    That's hilarious...


    ...and there is no way in hell I'm sending it to Him.
    Working too much....and unfortunately not online as much as I'd like.
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  15. 02-01-2009 #15
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    jeanne, u chicken lmao

    my arse is still sore tho ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jezabel View Post
    jeanne, u chicken lmao

    my arse is still sore tho ;-)
    Not chicken....smart.
    Working too much....and unfortunately not online as much as I'd like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeanne View Post
    Not chicken....smart.
    Unlike everyone else. -is sore- it was worth it...
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  18. 02-01-2009 #18
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    ok, now I'm just jealous that I had noone to send it to!

    Glad you all had fun with it though!
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  19. 02-04-2009 #19
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    That's awesome
    Thou art to me a delicious torment.
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  20. 02-13-2009 #20
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    Hmmm... it's Master's work phone... it's extremely tempting but I think I'll pass... they are supposed to be switching cell phone carriers so my luck his boss has the phone lol
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