Me! Seriously, I was spoiled rotten as a child and have never fully recovered. My name is Aesop-well, not really; can you imagine how horrible that would have been in school!?!-and I've been lurking around here for a bit. Love the stories and the forums and thinking about joining up at that Academy over yonder. I'm married with three wonderful little brat-I mean kids and work as a part time groundskeeper, part time library clerk, and a full time dad. I'm a busy guy with a wife who's just as busy with her job(s) as I am with mine. Chained up, slapping, kneeling, blindfolded sex is a rarity these days so I come here to get my fix.

Sigh. Resume time:

I've been involved in BDSM for years and the Dominant role is the only one that fits me. And that really works out as my wife is a complete submissive. I'm 31, reasonably attractive in an unimpressive way and can't get enough Oreo cookies. I'm not shy and will answer just about any question I'm asked. I also have a condition that doesn't allow me to take myself or anyone else too seriously, which causes trouble from time to time, but I smile a lot. I do take some things seriously however; such as the safety of people playing the BDSM way. If I'm welcomed and decide to hang out, you'll see that I can perhaps be even a little too cautious with my advice to folks, but better safe than sorry. Oh, and I wear glasses.

Phew! Glad that's done. Anywho, I'll be around the community, so come say hello.