1. Are you a Dom?

Hmmm, let me check. Uhm, yep.

2. How would you to handle a sub?

Depends on whether she has fur or quills. Mine has quills, so I stay away from the tail.

3. What are you like at making coffee first thing in the morning?

Hey, terrific. I roll over in bed and murmur lovingly "Quite snoring and get your subby ass up to make the damn coffee." Starts the day off with a bang that way.

4. What are your views on ice cream?

There is good ice cream and there is really great ice cream.

5. What are your views on chocolate?

There is good chocolate and there is really great chocolate, which is dark.

6. How often should a sub be beaten?

As often as I like, and never the way she wants. D'oh.

7. When should a sub be given chocolate?

When I'm full. Okay, seriously it's a great pick up after a long scene, especially if subspace is involved. Screw the diet.

8. Do you hide under, or live under a bridge?

I am the bridge. That's what subs want from Doms isn't it, a way over the troubled waters?

9. Do you have strong views on the use of rhubarb?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

10. What are your views on bruising?

I like the purple/green/yellow ones. But they are a problem -- makes me have to beat somewhere else if I want her happy.

11. Do you have your own teeth?

No, these are borrowed.

12. What are your views on CD (chocolate denial)?

In our house, that's the same as orgasm denial. I love it!

13. Do you have a favourite implement?

In BDSM I'm fond of knives and suede floggers. Preparing coffee makes me fond of my bean grinder.

14. If there was a world shortage of chocolate, what would you do?

Girl Watch. It's fun to watch PMS hit half the population at once. Film at 11:00. Yes, I'm a sadist, but a specific niche of sadist: a chicken sadist -- I have to hide, just in case.

15. What is your favourite meal?

pussy

16. Would you eat this using your own teeth?

I'd prefer using my tongue and lips, but if you wish ....

17. Wine, women or song?

Women

18. Left or right nipple?

Yes

19. What colour cushion do you think a sub should kneel on?

The one I have is black, but I confess to not paying much attention to the cushion. I mean, what sort of fetish freakazoid do you think I am anyway?

20. Complete the following in any number of words you like; you are a Dom after all. Have sub, will …………

be grateful and joyful so long as she gives me her obedience with gentle grace.

hJ