outside ?

[happi]

my misstress wants me to go to a public toilet and roll round the floor naked and then lick the toilets or a other idea is to eat grass in a field up by where she lives if i get a worm so much the better she said i don"t think the toilet a good idea but i thinking the grass bit may be ok anybody any advice what to do she wants to try something outside a bit risky is eating grass mud ok ? thanks for yopur help:

[ksst]

You could catch some nasty things in the toilet. Grass is probably better for you, especially if there aren't livestock pastured there. Actually some grass can be sweet and tasty near the base- that's why you see us hay seeds with grass sticking out of our mouths. LOL . It's not digestable, though, so don't eat a lot of it. I wouldn't eat a worm myself, but it won't kill you.

[denuseri]

Is this a real life mistress making unrealistic demands without consequence or a face to face real life relationship?

[Ozme52]

Is this a real life mistress making unrealistic demands without consequence or a face to face real life relationship?

She means to ask... real life or online? It makes a difference to how you respond to the requests. Personally, when I'm into degradation I think I should be present. Otherwise it barely surpasses merely fantasizing. But that's me. I'd do the grass. stay away from pastures, dog parks... and toilets.

[Dog's Lady]

You need to watch out for smaller animal scat, too, not just livestock. Cat feces can carry some real nasties, the name of which escapes me right now, but one of them is why pregnant women shouldn't clean litter pans-they can end up with blind babies. I'm sure dog carry something transmisable through poo, too, I just don't have any facts on that one.
If ksst says the grass is safe, I believe it, even if my cats always throw it back up for some reason; just make sure you have clean grass. (Oh, man, there has to be a Cheech and Chong type joke in that, somewhere. Come to think of it, I've heard that that kind of grass can carry salmonella . . . bummer.)

[ksst]

You can get some types of worms from dogs- hooks, whips and tapes, not to mention giardia, coccidia and plenty of others. I'm sure if you ate a lot of grass you'd have a stomach ache anyway. We're not ruminants.

[leo9]

This all sounds like someone letting their fantasies run loose without thinking about the consequences. Any grass in an urban space is likely to carry all sorts of germs and parasites from dog and cat faeces which you really, really don't want to ingest. And licking toilets is fine as a fantasy, if you're into that, but nobody with the slightest grip on reality should be ordering you to do it for real.

Your Mistress needs a reminder that power brings responsiblity.