GOP Announcement

Announcements from the GOP

WASHINGTON, DC - The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the party's political stance: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

Furthermore: It was reported today that at White House staff meeting last week there was a heated discussion about the health of Vice President Cheney and his angina problem. President Bush interrupted and stated emphatically that men do not have anginas.

The president was especially perplexed when a staffer said that Cheney has acute angina.

You're not going to find many Republicans at a place like this...

Given that even the Dems are too conservative for a community like ours, this place is probably decidedly no-sided...:-)...About the only North American politicians who I could see being that tolerant of a community like this are Libby Davies and Svend Robinson...

Well don't ignore the libertarian party. They are a happy bunch of people thats for sure.

Rabbit1, that's pretty funny.

Very funny indeed. Great post.

LOL!

do you know in Zimbabwe (where I come from) it is still illegal to have anal sex, not even if it is consenting........

sometimes I wonder how africa will ever catch up to the rest of the world

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sometimes I wonder how africa will ever catch up to the rest of the world

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You mean you're trying to catch up to enlightened places like Texas where it is still illegal to sell "sex toys," (although dildos can be sold for purpose of practicing putting condoms on) lol

fantassy

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LOL!

do you know in Zimbabwe (where I come from) it is still illegal to have anal sex, not even if it is consenting........

sometimes I wonder how africa will ever catch up to the rest of the world

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...and to think they used to call it "Deepest Darkest Africa" yet they won't go 'where the sun don't shine....' LOL

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Originally Posted by fantassy

You mean you're trying to catch up to enlightened places like Texas where it is still illegal to sell "sex toys," (although dildos can be sold for purpose of practicing putting condoms on) lol

fantassy

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That there's an Educational Aide.

HA! pornography is illegal, sex toys unheard of and gays are treated like lepers......

but the days are long and hot, everyone smiles and says hello even of they don't know you and once you have gone there even for a day it calls you back in your dreams.

awww now i've gone all soppy

Sounds like us BDSMers would be in trouble in Zimbabwe

Speaking of Zimbabwe, about 75% of the country is unemployed and inflation there is at about 1000%. I think anal sex is the last thing on their mind...

you would think that wouldn't you? but sex is the only thing that is still free, kinda explains why one in three people have aids