Conversation Between Alley and yub

No, honey, my avatar isn't me. Neither is my profile picture. I am strictly forbidden to put on my own pictures. But i tried to put on girls who are a bit similar to me. They are models from somewhere on the web. I have brown hair, brown eyes and brown skin. What i wanted to express is my attitude: accepting humiliation.
Please don't put on any nudity. You are so intellectual, it wouldn't be fitting. And you are so heart-wringing beautiful, that you can't upgrade it. I allow You to bare your head.

But you are really clever, figuring it out. I didn't know that.
I enjoy your avatar very, very much. Not the hood. Your face.

Ok darling, but then i will take a terrible vengeance and lick your boots every time. It does me good.
My real name is Kim. I think it is short for Kimberley, but even in my official papers it is Kim and no more.
You are welcome about comments. People rather make comments only to acquaintances, but needing approval discourages them. Me, too.
You are such a dear. Thank You.

Thank You for accepting my humble friend request, dear

Please, dear, don't address me as ma'am, because i go down and lick the mud off your boots in no time. I am a humble sub, ready to do things like that to anybody, and enjoying being called "slut", "bitch" and similar names. So please call me as You call a good friend, let's be equals. You are a very cute girl, clever, deep and rich of thoughts.
Thank You for reading my silly blog. As for my future, my craving for kids and a balanced family life is, i think, much stronger, than my passionate desire for being humiliated. I want to serve my husband and children humbly, it will be my passion.

Typical, typical, blah, blah, blah... You are not an average person, you like write and read. And your avatar is indescribably cute.